Song Parodies -> "My Shirt Looks Like a Gown On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me"

Original Performer:

"My Shirt Looks Like a Gown On Me"

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The Lyrics

My Shirt Looks Like a Gown On Me

I wear shirts too big by two sizes
All my shirts just feel so extra large and wide
Don't like 'em tight, 'cause tightness tends to bind me
Chosen for how they hide this frame of mine

I hate to dress myself in fashion
I'm thinkin' "tent" when choosing shirts to buy
I look ahead to feeling that I have room
Room galore for hiding ninety friends inside

My shirt looks like a gown on me
And when I dress myself, I like it hanging to my knees
I guess I've found a brand new clothing line - maternity
'Cause comfort's everything
I like my shirt hanging down on me

I don't like
Oh, a tight new shirt that binds
But if it's loose, I like the way it feels
Some regard me
Make a fuss about the baggy parts
But these cuts I wear
Oh, they leave room for my next meal

My shirt looks like a gown on me
And when I dress myself, I like it hanging to my knees
I guess I've found a brand new clothing line - maternity
'Cause comfort's everything
I like my shirt hanging down on me

My shirt looks like a gown on me
And when I dress myself, I like it hanging to my knees
I guess I've found a brand new clothing line - maternity
'Cause comfort's everything
I like my shirt hanging down on me

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