Song Parodies -> The Volcano's Back
| Original Song Title: | "The Bitch Is Back" |
| Original Performer: | Elton John |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Volcano's Back" |
| Parody Written by: | Steve Kalafut |
After a 24-year slumber, Mount St. Helens is starting to awaken. As the saying goes, Nature is a mother.
I remember in one-nine-eight-oh
Blew her top, did the volcano
Times are changing, many years have passed
But the tremors and the gas say the volcano's back
Whoa-uh-oh
Living near Saint Helens, what a sight
Even watch her on a Saturday night
I observe precautions that I should take
And enjoy going boating out on Spirit Lake
Whoa-uh-oh
What a bitch, what a bitch
The volcano's back
Mount Saint Helens as a matter of fact
She can bitch, she can bitch
What are we gonna do?
If this mountain erupts
Won't be much left of us, whoa-uh-oh
Maintain my cheer by hunting deer
Risk my life by staying here
A pyroclastic flow, what's that?
Oh it's full of nasty vapors and volcanic ash
Whoa-uh-oh
What a bitch, what a bitch
The volcano's back
Mount Saint Helens as a matter of fact
She can bitch, she can bitch
What are we gonna do?
If this mountain erupts
Won't be much left of us, whoa-uh-oh
[sax solo]
What a bitch, what a bitch
The volcano's back
Mount Saint Helens as a matter of fact
She can bitch, she can bitch
What are we gonna do?
If this mountain erupts
Won't be much left of us, whoa-uh-oh
Mount....Saint....Helens is baaaack (repeat)
Blew her top, did the volcano
Times are changing, many years have passed
But the tremors and the gas say the volcano's back
Whoa-uh-oh
Living near Saint Helens, what a sight
Even watch her on a Saturday night
I observe precautions that I should take
And enjoy going boating out on Spirit Lake
Whoa-uh-oh
What a bitch, what a bitch
The volcano's back
Mount Saint Helens as a matter of fact
She can bitch, she can bitch
What are we gonna do?
If this mountain erupts
Won't be much left of us, whoa-uh-oh
Maintain my cheer by hunting deer
Risk my life by staying here
A pyroclastic flow, what's that?
Oh it's full of nasty vapors and volcanic ash
Whoa-uh-oh
What a bitch, what a bitch
The volcano's back
Mount Saint Helens as a matter of fact
She can bitch, she can bitch
What are we gonna do?
If this mountain erupts
Won't be much left of us, whoa-uh-oh
[sax solo]
What a bitch, what a bitch
The volcano's back
Mount Saint Helens as a matter of fact
She can bitch, she can bitch
What are we gonna do?
If this mountain erupts
Won't be much left of us, whoa-uh-oh
Mount....Saint....Helens is baaaack (repeat)
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You're just erupting with brilliance, my darling Stuart!
A magma opus!
Excellent, Steve' High 5's
Eeek! I meant Steve! Sorry about that!
555! Vol-i-can-say to that is.....when the Earth farts, humanity had better watch its ass!
Thanks, everyone. Ash-volcanic ash definitely lives up to your name.
LOL, Steve. I will take that as a compliment! Again, I'm sorry I called you by the wrong name. What really makes me laugh out loud about it, is that my fiancé's name is also Steve. So can you imagine if I'd called him the wrong name instead?
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