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Song Parodies -> "The Itch Is Back"

Original Song Title:

"The Bitch Is Back"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"The Itch Is Back"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I was stung by a bee this weekend...
I was bit alive when I was five
Raising welts, it gets in my eye
Tried Tinactin but ran out of that
Now my toes are read and swollen 'cause the itch is back

Eat nuts on a Friday, don't feel right
Reaction, scratching took me through the night
I must scratch my butt at your social do's
Raise a scab, it starts oozing. What disgusting goo.

Got an itch, got an itch
Oh the itch is back
Try to stop it but I just have to scratch
Got an itch, got an itch
And I'm redder than you
Yeah I itch when I move
Don't know what to do

Not entertained by bee sting pains
Mosquito bites are driving me insane
I scratch my nose and arms and fat
Oh my skin is looking blotchy 'cause the itch is back

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   7

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Johnny D - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, MasonR! Maybe your next one could be a parody (on the same topic) of one of Sting's songs?
Michael Pacholek - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
For a moment, I was thinking, "Why didn't Johnny D think of this?" Whoops, not THAT kind of itch.
Joelle - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! 5's!
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
A few typos, but it gets 5's from me, nonetheless

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