A snack to snag, a bite,
Seems right.
Zero bars, nine of 'em,
Sure hope the sugar high gets me through PM.

Can't miss my girth too much,
Choc'late's my life.
Yearn only for a taste,
It's such a mindless plight.

And I think there's gonna be a long, long line,
I'll rush down to the corner store to find,
I wish I had my stash right here at home,
Oh woe, woe, woe,
I'm a choc'late man.
Choc'late man burnin' out, abused and all alone.

And I think there's gonna be a long, long line,
I'll rush down to the corner store to find,
I wish I had my stash right here at home,
Oh woe, woe, woe,
I'm a choc'late man.
Choc'late man burnin' out, abused and all alone.

Mars ain't my kind of bar to give your kids,
It lacks that candy shell.
Choc'late in their hair don't phase them if they did.

Addictive science,
I don't understand.
I'm just a slob, my will is weak.

And I think there's gonna be a long, long line,
I'll rush down to the corner store to find,
I wish I had my stash right here at home,
Oh woe, woe, woe,
I'm a choc'late man.
Choc'late man burnin' out, abused and all alone.

And I think there's gonna be a long, long line,
I'll rush down to the corner store to find,
I wish I had my stash right here at home,
Oh woe, woe, woe,
I'm a choc'late man.
Choc'late man burnin' out, abused and all alone.

And I think there's gonna be a long, long line,
And I think there's gonna be a long, long line,
And I think there's gonna be a long, long line,
And I think there's gonna be a long, long line...

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