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Song Parodies -> "Pocket Man"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Pocket Man"

Parody Written by:

Matt Boeckmann

The Lyrics

I put my Gameboy down last night, zero brain cells in my head
And I'm gonna be so brain the head
I miss my mind so much, I miss my life
It's hard to be so spaced
Will I ever see the light?

And I think it's really, really kind of lame
When people say I shouldn't play this game
They'll never know just who I really am, please understand!
I'm a Pocket Man, Pocket Man, catching all the little Pokemon
( repeat )

Someday I'll have to do some other things
Other things like move and think
And I'll have to take a bath, too
'Cause I stink.
And all these creatures I don't understand
But it's my job each day a week
A Pocket Man, Pocket Man

( repeat )

And I think it's really, really kind of lame
And I think it's really, really kind of lame.....

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How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 12

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