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Song Parodies -> "Affair Mushroom Kingdom (corrected for badave)"

Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Affair Mushroom Kingdom (corrected for badave)"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

This song is Available Free at my Website like all my others. . .there aren't many more re-writes left. . .but this one needed to be because Smell just doesn't enter into beer. . .thus I took Agrimorfee's advice and rewrote that and several other lines.
In a dimly lit bedroom
Daisy wet her hair.
Warm smell of his red hat
Made it's way through the air
In the bed they were sneaking
They made love through the night
Their hearts beat heavy when Peach walked in
Yeah she walked in on their plight

There she stood looking angry
I heard her throw a shell
And Mario thought to himself,
"Why did I smoke all those mushrooms for health?"
Then he went to the castle,
it was the very next day.
Luigi was on the bedroom floor
I guess it's why they say

Welcome to the Affair Mushroom Kingdom
What a big disgrace
Mario's too late
Plenty of Toads at the Affair Mushroom Kingdom
If you're in despair, Yoshi needs you dear

His mind was totally shifted,
He got the Go-Kart and went
She hopes for no more silly, silly games, that he's playing
How they fought in the backyard,
Toad said it best
Don't drink to remember
Just drink to forget

Mario went to Bowser
'How are you old pal?'
He said,
"I haven't seen you're face in here,
since last weekend round twelve"

And still that turtle was ready to lay that day
Sobered up in the middle of the night
Now Bowser can say

Welcome to the Affair Mushroom Kingdom
Turtle loves his ways
and yeah Bowser's gay
They're messing it up at the Affair Mushroom Kingdom
What a huge surprise
Now it's time to fight

Pick sides for this evening
They will fight all day
and Peach said,
"We are all Smash Brothers here,
stuck in a Melee"
and in the Princess' chambers
They met for therapy
Talked about it with their hate aside
But they all just fought and weeped

Last thing said together
as they
Went out just once more
They tried to find the love life back
Yes, the life they lived before
'It's Fun' said Luigi
We are programmed in 3-D
We'll act happy anytime you play
but we'll turn the other cheek!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   12

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Glen Stollberger - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice. Um, one off pacing because of some stretched rhymes here, but awesome work. Especially loved: 'we are all just smash brothers here/stuck in a melee' and the whole stanza that starts with 'His mind was totally shifted, He got the Go-Kart and went'
Below Average Dave - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Glen:)
Ann Hammond - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang this and my Super Smash Brothers since was tingling. I had to play it, but now I 'm back to say cool.
Andrew D. Lacroix - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
You know, I have grown up on Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom... and on songs by the Eagles. I won't be biased here and you can have some 5's, but this was kind of touchy... NOT! Good work, BAD.
Agrimorfee - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Hi this once again. Is there a line missing from stanza 4? I'm sorry but this still didn't grab me, even with the changes.
Below Average Dave - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Agri--I'm sorry--this one has been one of my biggest hits (listens and downloads). . .but everyone will have their own taste;) . . .No nothing is missing from that stanza. . .That's why I recorded it though--Ken's Revenge is the only time I've forgotten to include stuff. . .But, I know what style of mine you enjoy, so I appreciate your honesty
Matthias - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I loved the original, but this was a nice remake with all of the needed corrections.
stuart mcarthur - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) ah, Mushroom Kingdom is a game! - I didn't know that at first, but still quite liked the parody - knowing what it's about makes it even better - nice job dave - as for mushrooms, I don't take that sh*t (unless it's sh*take) - 555
bobpiecheese - August 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Infidelity, drug abuse, homosexuality (possibly zoophilia, since Bowser is some sort a a dragon-turtle) and videogames...not an expected combination, but it works!
Red Ant - September 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) I left an in depth comment on your site about the recording. Your singing was excellent in this Dave. Sorry I missed this version... while some things look at on screen, it all worked in the recording, and that's all that matters. 555
Red Ant - September 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Make that "...things looked odd on screen..."
Max Power - September 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Magic mushrooms
Jack Wilson - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome
Jeff Reuben - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I hope I commented on the recording before, because I know I've heard this before. Well done!
Cat - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Whoa ho ho...let's leave those images in Super Nintendo graphics! ;) Great job as always, BAD.
Mikey Squirrel - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- Now I feel like playing some Super Mario. Good work and very clever, Dave.
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Good work all 5's

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