On a dark sandy beach-way, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of the summer rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance I saw an int'resting cup
My mind debated and my intrigue won...
But someone'd drunk it all up!

Then we went through a doorway,
I heard the shop guy's bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"Drunk could be heaven or it could be hell"
They sell foodstuffs and candles,
But these are in the way
We just came here to get drunk X more,
Not to eat today

Welcome to the Carberry food and wine store
Such a lovely place
Such a horrid taste
Plenty of booze at the Carberry food and wine store
Any time of year, you can buy your beer

Our minds aren't really that twisted,
We're sometimes sober with friends
We play a lot of silly, silly games
In the end
Sing and dance at the beach hut,
Sweet summer sweat
Some drink to remember,
Some drink to forget

So I went to the shopkeep
"Please sell me some wine"
He said, "If you're really eighteen plus
Then I am sixty nine"
But still those voices are heard from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
You hear the drunkards say...

Let's go to the Carberry food and wine store
Such a lovely place
Such a horrid taste
They livin' it up at the Carberry food and wine store
They will serve our needs,
Bring your fake IDs

Deals hang from the ceiling,
The pink champagne half-price
And he said "we all just want alky from here.
Don't care if it's nice"
I asked of the 'keeper
For some alcohol fun
He asked me for some proof of age
'cus I'm under 21

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the drunkard who'd
Bought our alcohol before
"relax", said the drink man,
"He thinks I'm twenty three.
You can get drunk any time you like
But you have to ask me"