well, i'm in an eatin' mode
cause my appetite growed
i've got breakfast fixin's on my mind
don't want nothin' phony
don't want nothin' bony
pork has been a fave of mine

bacon's greasy...bacon's greasy
i ate a pound at my last meal
that was crazy
fryin' up inside my pan
don't even try to make no ham
and scrambled eggs i just can't stand
but bacon's greasy

well, i'm a standin' at the counter
don't give me no bologna
you know what i want to see
its my world...oh lord
its a food adored
chow it down, though its so bad for me

good with gravy...ain't no maybe
i get a glow from this neat stuff
its really tasty
i must chew this piggy skin
and i may never be thin, again
i open up and shove it in
cause bacon's greasy

well, i'm ready to explode
from the weight of the load
got a ton of breakfast packed inside
lately, i've discovered
my gut's hard to cover
its so big and wide

bacon's greasy...bacon's greasy
don't take the fun from breakfast meals
i'd go crazy
love it greatly...had it lately
i get a glow from this neat stuff
its really tasty
oh...oh...oh
oh, i like it greasy
i gotta have it greasy