Song Parodies -> "Pate Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Heartache Tonight"

Original Performer:

"Pate Tonight"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Somebody's tossin' their cookies
Before this dinner's through
Somebody's gonna lose their lunch
It's something 'bout the food
Everybody's gonna feel like crap
If they take one bite
Everybody's gonna run to the can
Makes an awful sight

Cause they're serving pate tonight
Pate tonight! Oh no!
Yeah they're serving pate tonight
Pate tonight! Don't go!
Please don't go

Some people love to eat a little paste
Some people love filet mignon
But nobody's gonna feel alright
Won't be keeping this down

This food is gonna make them so sick
They will throw up all night long
I won't be there when they throw up
Cause I know the menu's doing them wrong

Cause they're serving pate tonight
Pate tonight! Oh no!
Yeah they're serving pate tonight
Pate tonight! Don't go!
Please don't go

Yeah they're serving pate tonight
A frenchman's delight
Ain't taking one bite
I'm shaking in fright
Cause they are serving pate tonight
Pate tonight! Oh no!

Somebody's tossin' their cookies
Before this dinner's through
Somebody's gonna lose their lunch
It's something 'bout the food
Everybody's gonna feel like crap
If they take one bite
Everybody's gonna run to the can
Makes an awful sight

Cause they're serving pate tonight
Pate tonight! Oh no!
Yeah they're serving pate tonight
Pate tonight! Don't go!
Please don't go

We can stick it to the dishes
We can throw it on the floor
We can mold it in to funny shapes
Still I say don't go
They're serving pate tonight
Pate tonight! Oh no!
Please don't go

They're serving pate tonight
Pate tonight! Oh no!

spoken:
Makes me sick

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