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"Couch Potato"

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Hi--- Long time, you no see me! lol! Here's the midi if you'd like to read along with music
Couch Potato
Just short-- of beating you senseless
Your gonna wear out your dentures
You sore about now?

See-- there are almonds
And those-- sunflower seedlings
These things that I'm feeding you
Pile up on the ground

Don't you claw the Cheetos dining -boy
Or the chips and dip you ladel
You know-- the Fritos Scoops-- are your best bet

It's the blair of sound surronding
And when you tire of cable
Got those handy DVD's--- in a set

Couch Potato
Oh --how long will you linger
The remote in your fingers-- only work-out you've known
Are you breathing?-- hear breathing?-- not that I'm a galking
Just checking for vitals signs-- when you let out that moan

When your feet grow mold
and your bowels bind
The bedsores grow
And your eyes go blind
It's hard to tell the prime time--from the pay

Your musing
How your bladder's grown
Had to pee real bad
But the feeling's gone-- away

Couch Potato
Just short of beating you senseless
Climb out of the trenches
don't make me wait
A no brainer-- but I can give ya-- a shove now
You better let somebody scrub you
(let somebody scrub you)
Better let somebody scrub you--
on the sofa--fourty- two------------- daaaaaaaays

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mac - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job, Diva!
Adagio - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
WOW! Tremendous, Diva...worth the wait if you turn out stuff like this! 5's
Diva - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
HI!!! How was your vacation? Thanks for the compliments! =D
MrMacphisto - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job...
Claude Prez - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good. I'd ask how Wild Man is, but I have a feeling you just told us. Just kidding, tell him I said hey.
The Great Karlando - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
If ever turn into something like this...kick the crap outta me. Well done. 555
Adagio - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Diva, we had a lot of fun on our vacation. :D
Phil Alexander - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Truly inspired, Diva - has a real "why didn't I think of that?" feel to it :-)
Diva - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Lol--You all---- Thanks so much!
No this wasn't about Wild Man. But--I could be, in a few years.
He's been know to plant himself onto the La-z-boy! lmao!
Michael Pacholek - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Welcome back! And what a welcome! So, you leave Tampa Bay to go on vacation, and the Lightning win the Stanley Cup, and the Devil Rays go on a 12-game winning streak... Coincidence?
Diva - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Just Lucky.... I guess! Gee... a big welcolme from Michael! Will wonders ever cease. lol!

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