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Song Parodies -> "The Rest Of Your Glove"
Original Song Title:
"The Best Of My Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Eagles
Parody Song Title:
"The Rest Of Your Glove"
Parody Written by:
Paul Wooten
The Lyrics
Thanks to Jan Unwin , whose great parody "I'm A Receiver" two days ago inspired this proctology episode
Every time I see you I dread
Holdin' it closed 'till you ream
Thinkin' about what my girlfriend says
And now I know just why she screams
You try to ease it over
But your finger's just too rough
I know you were tryin'
To give me the rest of your glove
Nose full of traces , of dark once tight places
Now it leaks just like a sieve
Hasten this time, Or I'll buck and whine
And might resort to my shiv
Did you feel proud
When I screamed right out loud
You gave it your hardest shove
Tore me apart, tryin' to give me the rest of your glove
(The Doctor) Oh, quit fartin'
Or you get the rest of my glove
Quit fartin', you'll get the rest of my glove
I won't go back next time
It's just a bad dream
It was quite a fright
And now my ass ain't tight
And I just keep on weeping
Now without warnin'
I shuffle and hurry
Or I'll be crappin', oy vey
There just ain't no way
I'll make it in time
'Cause I can feel it slippin' away
It felt like having had a couple babies
I used to think I was tough
Oh, but there in my butt
You gave me the rest of your glove
( Doctor) Oh, quit fartin
You'll get the rest of my glove
Oh, quit fartin'
You'll get the rest of my glove
Every freakin' day
You'll get the rest of my glove
Oh, quit fartin'
You'll get the rest of my glove
pluuuuuuuugh
Holdin' it closed 'till you ream
Thinkin' about what my girlfriend says
And now I know just why she screams
You try to ease it over
But your finger's just too rough
I know you were tryin'
To give me the rest of your glove
Nose full of traces , of dark once tight places
Now it leaks just like a sieve
Hasten this time, Or I'll buck and whine
And might resort to my shiv
Did you feel proud
When I screamed right out loud
You gave it your hardest shove
Tore me apart, tryin' to give me the rest of your glove
(The Doctor) Oh, quit fartin'
Or you get the rest of my glove
Quit fartin', you'll get the rest of my glove
I won't go back next time
It's just a bad dream
It was quite a fright
And now my ass ain't tight
And I just keep on weeping
Now without warnin'
I shuffle and hurry
Or I'll be crappin', oy vey
There just ain't no way
I'll make it in time
'Cause I can feel it slippin' away
It felt like having had a couple babies
I used to think I was tough
Oh, but there in my butt
You gave me the rest of your glove
( Doctor) Oh, quit fartin
You'll get the rest of my glove
Oh, quit fartin'
You'll get the rest of my glove
Every freakin' day
You'll get the rest of my glove
Oh, quit fartin'
You'll get the rest of my glove
pluuuuuuuugh
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Of course you are going to get fives from me for this glove-ly song.
Good job, Paul! 5's
Good job, Paul W - 5 fingers!
OK, since we're plugging proctological parodies here, I'll join in the fun....
"Colonoscopy", my parody of The Moody Blues' song "Question":
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/themoodyblues2.shtml
"Gung-Ho For The Bung-Hole", one of my parodies of Jethro Tull's song "Bungle In The Jungle":
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/jethrotull12.shtml
"I Want To Probe Your Gland", my parody of The Beatles' song "I Want To Hold Your Hand":
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles525.shtml
OK, since we're plugging proctological parodies here, I'll join in the fun....
"Colonoscopy", my parody of The Moody Blues' song "Question":
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/themoodyblues2.shtml
"Gung-Ho For The Bung-Hole", one of my parodies of Jethro Tull's song "Bungle In The Jungle":
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/jethrotull12.shtml
"I Want To Probe Your Gland", my parody of The Beatles' song "I Want To Hold Your Hand":
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles525.shtml
nice job...you had me squirming in my seat
Jan, Adagio, Johnny D., Alvin...thanks so much. Nice comments from great writers such as yourselves is very gratifying and inspiring.
OUCH. My imagination's too vivid sometimes,lol. JUST as I finished reading this,my 9 yr. old daughter came in and asked: "Can I read parodies with you?" - "Um....no."
Can't get enought of your glove.... ;-)
This isn't a Michael Jackson parody?
Meriadoc, don't go there LOL :-)
Aye, Meriadoc, ye be listin' toward fistin', arrrrrhhh! Just ask me cabin boy.
Aye, cap'n, she's strainin' as hard as she can, she can't take much mor'.
Arrrh matey, they blew a volley right through the poop deck. Gloves have 5 fingers and ya get 'em all for this one.
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Maybe we could just compile a book of these. Circulate them in doctor's offices. With illustrations. Just the thing to read before you go in.
Or before THEY go in.
this is good job paul.
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