Song Parodies -> "Immigrants Now"

Original Song Title:

"New Kid In Town"

Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Immigrants Now"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

I've been meaning to use an Eagles song for a parody. After hearing this OS being used recently, at time of posting, it kind of made sense. Take this subject for what it implies.

(Verse 1)
Bukele has built, a supermax prison
Keeping the cartels, out of business off the street
Time to move north, with crowds and stay discrete
Be a coyote and find some folks to mistreat

(Chorus)
Sanchez be coming, with immigrants now
Liberals think they like you, but not in their town

(Verse 2)
You see that your home, is now nothing but rubble
Living in warzone, air horns just don’t stop
But in the EU, they don’t seem to have trouble
It’s those warrrrmongers let bombs drop (No)

(Chorus)
Abdul be coming, with immigrants now
Put up in hotels, and eat like a soowwwwww

(Bridge)
There’s so many ways this could backfire
Meanwhile in Paris, the streets are on fire, all fire
A new quagmire

(Verse 3)
They squat on the street, and traffickers find them
In a sanctuary state theyyyyyy reside
A rise in crime spikes while citizens denounce them
And they never assimilate after their visa’s denied*

(Chorus)
Here comes the nimby. With Immigrants now
Adams says adopt them, for cash?
With more free stuff and we pay somehow

(Outro)
Oh, my, my
There’s more immigrants now
In a dinghy immigrants now
(Ooh, hoo) Jobs are being taken by the
(Ooh, hoo) Immigrants now
(Ooh, hoo) Shuttle buses shippin’ all the
(Ooh, hoo) Immigrants now
There are immigrants now
I want a border wall
There are immigrants now
I want a border wall, ah-ooh
There are immigrants now
There are immigrants now
There are immigrants now
Jobs are being taken
There are immigrants now
Shuttle buses shippin’
There are immigrants now
There are immigrants now
There are immigrants now
There are immigrants now

(Fade out)

* = Alternate line "And we never deport them, 'cause we're still upset about pride". The distraction in June as it was. Now wanting to make it a season in Canada. That is unsustainable neglect since we hit the 40 million census.

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