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Song Parodies -> "Despicado"

Original Song Title:

"Desperado"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Despicado"

Parody Written by:

John Dacey

The Lyrics

Despicado
The prez has lost his defenses
Those legal expenses are wrink'ling his brow
Oh, he's a wrong one
He's done some things close to treason
Now there's no damn reason he
Can still evade now.

He had drawn things out but it's over now
He has told his last fable
First his assets then his freedom they will get
Don't matter how hard the swine clings
To the lucre he finagled
Now the only things he'll keep are notes of debt

Despot No Dough
Oh no conspiracy-monger
Will sate all our hunger
To send him to jail
Freedom, his freedom
'Bout what people are debatin’
A prison cell’s waitin’ for crimes beyond the pale

He'll get cold sweats when he’s testifyin’
When under oath there’s a price for lyin’
He’ll have to take care what he’s got to say
He’s losin' his pals left and right
Ain't it funny 'cause the money's gone away

Despicado
We'll speak of him in past tenses
'Bout all those pretenses
And open hate
No more campaignin'
It's well past time we remind him
He better get some miles behind him
(Get some miles behind him)
He better get some miles behind him
Before it's too late.

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