Witty words I dream and grind out daily
Plow through online stores with great profile
A glitch, a scam, my smartphone screen is blurry
It’s all messed up, I brace for slow compile

Hate the fight, a bug installed remotely?
I bet deathly worm is spreading on device
So I take apart and tinker, work goes slowly
Knowin’that G-Man demands are bold, not nice

So, Intel chip is just some scout for my streaming
To plum for, comprehend my Facebook frowns
But spy pros snare my showing, they’re receivin’
My dreaded comment tweetin’ all around

I can’t hide from spyin’ guys
There’s a file for my big demise
I don’t know how they authorize
Restraint, no way, can’t hide from spyin’ guys

Umidentified, my laptop’s now frustrating
Camera spies, it seems, it’s so surreal
Connives to spew some bytes, they are translating
It will just reveal dick pic I can’t conceal

I’m posting ‘bout my charms to please another
They list it, gather intel on my style
I pen lampoon, they are cunning, track endeavor
Record each day and save it in a file

I can’t hide from spyin’ guys
There’s a file for my big demise
I don’t know how they authorize
Restraint, no way, can’t hide from spyin’ guys

So Feds grub for scores they sell your logon
I swear those ad men spar, so they can buy
I cannot fight, they will just do an end run
Whipsawed, I’m played, harangued, I’m bled so dry

And I ponder, now I never was so lazy
But links are just a ploy, I click like fool
They see I’m wired and think the laws are hazy
They know I’m pawn and reel me in like tool

High and dry, data flows, now they change things
They set me up as well, so artfully
Tainted, scum allow online strife, I’m their plaything
I’m shill, just game, confer them power to see

I can’t hide from spyin’ guys
There’s a file for my big demise
I don’t know how they authorize
Restraint, no way, can’t hide from spyin’ guys
Complaint today will slide by pryin’ guys
Funny, you can’t hide from spyin’ guys