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Song Parodies -> "Patrick Swayze"

Original Song Title:

"Take It Easy"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Patrick Swayze"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Oliver Clozoff

The Lyrics

Well, I'm surfing the Roku
Tryin' a channel or two
I've got seven movies I can find
Four that kinda bore me
Two that are too gory
One, "Point Break," I don't much mind

Patrick Swayze
Patrick Swayze
Might like to change the channel, but
I'm too lazy

Just dropped the remote again
Think it's under the ottoman
Kinda wish this was "Next of Kin"
Yo, Patrick Swayze

Well I'm a landing on a station
Of much emasculation
Man, what kind of crap is this?
It's that dumb dance flick
With that stupid chick
Who also played Ferris Bueller's sis

Come on Patrick
Don't do chick flicks
You gotta turn your man card in
'Cause you're now dickless

You may lose and you may win
But you would never top "Next of Kin"
Except for "Roadhouse", FTW
Yo, Patrick Swayze

Well I'm browsin' through Netflix
Tryin' a couple more clicks
Gonna see what movie I can find
Here is yet another
With Mel and Danny Glover
Not what I hoped to find

Patrick Swayze
Patrick Swayze
Now you're a Ghost, what a raw deal
You died too early

Wish I could see
One more movie
With Sam Elliott as your pal
That would be groovy

Oooh, Oooh, Oooh,
Copyright (c) 2015 by Dr. Oliver Clozoff, all rights reserved.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 17

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Rob Arndt - November 27, 2015 - Report this comment
5s DOC, but conflicting message. You praise PS on his fictional testosterone-driven roles but castigate him on his two best family flicks of "Dirty Dancing" and "Ghost." The Ghost ref with his death is also bad because of his valiant fight against pancreatic cancer that he lost in real life. THAT is a true man, not any character role...
Open Secret - November 27, 2015 - Report this comment
One reason TV channels save all their lamest specials for Thanksgiving and Christmas? They KNOW the majority of their viewers will have just had a huge meal, and will be too bloated and lazy even to pick up the remote to change the channel. "Dirty Dancing" is on? Yeah, whatever; I'll look for that remote under the ottoman tomorrow...
Jonathan - November 27, 2015 - Report this comment
dig that Swayze beat! 5's
R.I.P. Patrick Swayze (1952-2009) hard to believe it's been 6 years...
Callmelennie - November 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Not a huge fan of Swayze or The Eagles, so it took me a while to get around to this .. but now that I've taken a look, it's quite good!

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