Chi-Town boy, he learned this trick quite early
How to get ahead on just his style
A rich white man
Said he won’t have to worry
“We’ve got your whole life mapped out” as he smiled

Late at night when nagging doubts assail
He might try to quell his secret fears with vice
But he knows coke can only help him fail
So he tries a different tact, on sage advice

So he starts off small to see if he can do it
Applying for a foreign student loan
And pretty soon it gets to be a habit
It’s a handy skill that he has come to hone

We can’t dodge his flying lies
And his smirk is no disguise
I hope by now we’ve realized
There ain’t no way to dodge his flying lies

On the poorer side of town he starts his journey
By “organizing” and some other things
A Harvard law Prof., not active attorney
But it trained him for the bull he likes to sling

He’d like to take up arms in revolution
He finds out, as a plan, this just won’t fly
He wonders how he can kick start evolution
Then it comes to him he’ll start it with a lie

We can’t dodge his flying lies
“Hope and Change” was a thin disguise
I hope by now we’ve realized
There ain’t no way to dodge his flying lies

He gets up and pours himself a cold one
And starts to plan his next duplicity
Healthcare’s in sight, it’s got to be a bold one
It’s gonna’ tax his tongues agility

He wonders if his new plan’s just too crazy
He thinks the folks might not be fooled this time
Are they really dumb or are they merely lazy
It doesn’t matter to a man that’s slime

My, oh my you sure knew what you were doing
You set us up so well, it’s plain to see
Hell, you even won the case that we were suing
The Roberts rule was as shocking as could be

We can’t dodge your flying lies
“Keep your plan” was a great disguise
I hope by now we’ve realized
There ain’t no way to dodge your flying lies
There ain’t no way to dodge your flying lies
Mister, we can’t dodge your flying lies