92 CITI-FM, Winnipeg's Classic Rock
The most powerful radio station
In Winnipeg

92 CITI-FM, Winnipeg's Classic Rock
It has an All-Access VIP
Which make you redeem a points
And it has a Tom & Joe World Tour

Tom McGouran, let's plan a huge social party!
Joe Aiello, to force Fr. Mar to retire!
KK, Fr. Mar is a old man, dwarfism and poor voice!
Let's go to the huge social party when he retires, hey, CITI, ho!

Moose Cow, Moose Cow
Go retire Fr. Mariano Batucan
St. Edwards Parish sucks
Ho ho ho ho ho, HEY!

Moose Cow, Moose Cow
The choir no longer sing
Kyrie and Lord's Prayer
Ha ha ha ha ha, HEY!

Moose Cow, Moose Cow
The Psychedelic Rock
And the 80's Hair Bands
Ho ho ho ho ho, HEY!

Moose Cow, Moose Cow
Kyle Kyle The Curling Kyle was banned
By Cosmo during the playoffs
Ha ha ha ha ha!

92 CITI-FM, the NASCAR Nextel Cup Series
The fifth championship of Jeff Gordon
He may win the championship

92 CITI-FM, the CFL Football
Milt Stegall made the touch
At the CanadInns Stadium

Frank Andrews, the concert will be packed up!
Cosmo, at the MTS Centre in Downtown!
H Man, let's tune to Turntable Classics!
The party will have very loud music, hey, CITI, ho!

Moose Cow, Moose Cow
The Police and Rush concert
They won't come to Winnipeg
Ho ho ho ho ho, HEY!

Moose Cow, Moose Cow
A lucky VIP Member
Will be sent by Tom & Joe.
Ha ha ha ha ha, HEY!

92 CITI-FM
Kyle Kyle The Curling Kyle
Kyle Kyle The Curling Kyle
Ho ho ho ho ho, HEY!

92 CITI-FM
Tom & Joe World Tour
Tom & Joe World Tour
Ha ha ha ha ha!

Oooooooohhhhhh,
Oh, oh, oooooooohhhhhh,
Oooooooohhhhhh,
Oh, oh, oooooooohhhhhh,
Oooooooohhhhhh,
Oh, oh, oooooooohhhhhh.

Moose Cow, Moose Cow!
Moose Cow, Moose Cow
The Doors Light My Fire
The song force Fr. Mar to retire
Ho ho ho ho ho, HEY!

Moose Cow, Moose Cow
Jim Morrison took a lot of drugs
And he died very tragically
Ha ha ha ha ha!

(Moose Cow!)
(Moose Cow!)

Jeff Gordon, let's win the championship!
Coach Scott Taylor, Go Blue Bombers Go!
Dee Snider, let's fire the music up very loud!
Let's go to Boston Pizza for the Sunday Night Sports Show, hey, CITI, ho!

Moose Cow, Moose Cow
Let's go to the huge rock concert
Tonight at the MTS Centre
Ho ho ho ho ho, HEY!

Moose Cow, Moose Cow
The concert will be packed up
And the tickets are sold out
Ha ha ha ha ha, HEY!

Moose Cow, Moose Cow
Let's sign a petition
For the February Holiday
Ho ho ho ho ho, HEY!

Moose Cow, Moose Cow
Let's force Fr. Mar to retire
But we could be arrested and sued
Ha ha ha ha ha, HEY!