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Song Parodies -> "China Blows"
Original Song Title:
"China Grove"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Doobie Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"China Blows"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higins
The Lyrics
three words that mean a product is made of crap, useless and usually poorly crafted "Made in China"
when the boats come down to the San Fransisco Town,
full of chinese stuff
you can bet your house and farm, that they're gonna cause some harm
and I've had enough
any quality is really strange
their buyers are deranged
yeah I'm shouting out China Blows
oh oh china blows
china blows
well their shirts with paper collars, fill the stores for "just a dollar"
and we still overpaid
and industrial protection is a total misconception
'cause the stuff's so poorly made
and they stock up all the walmart shelves
can't we make this stuff ourselves?
yeah I'm shouting out China Blows
oh oh china blows
china blows
and every day there's a new boat coming
the crap of the oriental sale
little stuffy bunnies and phony samurai swords
you can't even make their bulbs give light
cheapies don't seem to care
they just keep on buying from the east
yeah I'm shouting out China Blows
oh oh china blows
china blows
full of chinese stuff
you can bet your house and farm, that they're gonna cause some harm
and I've had enough
any quality is really strange
their buyers are deranged
yeah I'm shouting out China Blows
oh oh china blows
china blows
well their shirts with paper collars, fill the stores for "just a dollar"
and we still overpaid
and industrial protection is a total misconception
'cause the stuff's so poorly made
and they stock up all the walmart shelves
can't we make this stuff ourselves?
yeah I'm shouting out China Blows
oh oh china blows
china blows
and every day there's a new boat coming
the crap of the oriental sale
little stuffy bunnies and phony samurai swords
you can't even make their bulbs give light
cheapies don't seem to care
they just keep on buying from the east
yeah I'm shouting out China Blows
oh oh china blows
china blows
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Nice job, Malcolm.
True story: I once bought a shirt in Poland, which said, in English, "Made in China".
not so true story; I once bought a shirt in china, from a guy with a turban, that said pay me in francs, and it said made in poland in chinese and arabic inside.
Great Doobies tune, great Doobies spoof!
Truer words were never spoken Malcom...5's
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