CHLORINE

Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlori-i-ine,
I love to squirt you all around the pan.
Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlori-i-ine,
I squirt you daily just because I can.

Your scent, it is beyond compare
and I can't clear it from my hair
whenever I swim in a pool, Chlorine.
My ideal smell's the breath of Spring
but on my skin you'd badly sting
so I won't wash myself with you, Chlorine.
I can't smell you while I'm asleep
lest I an open bottle keep
but then I cry because of fumes, Chlorine.
And I can easily understand
the label that tells me your brand
but that don't mean a thing to me, Chlorine.

Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlori-i-ine,
I love to squirt you all around the pan.
Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlori-i-ine,
I squirt you daily just because I can.

You always clean my loo again
but when I'm done I think, "Now then,
The kitchen worktops need a blitz, Chlorine."
After I blast a squirt or two -
my kitchen hygiene's safe with you
and you know that makes me feel so good, Chlorine.

Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlori-i-ine,
I love to squirt you all around the pan.
Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlori-i-ine,
I squirt you daily just because I can.

Chlorine,

Chlori-i-ine...