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Song Parodies -> "Chlorine"

Original Song Title:

"Jolene"

Original Performer:

Dolly Parton

Parody Song Title:

"Chlorine"

Parody Written by:

Darren Lynchj

The Lyrics

CHLORINE

Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlori-i-ine,
I love to squirt you all around the pan.
Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlori-i-ine,
I squirt you daily just because I can.

Your scent, it is beyond compare
and I can't clear it from my hair
whenever I swim in a pool, Chlorine.
My ideal smell's the breath of Spring
but on my skin you'd badly sting
so I won't wash myself with you, Chlorine.
I can't smell you while I'm asleep
lest I an open bottle keep
but then I cry because of fumes, Chlorine.
And I can easily understand
the label that tells me your brand
but that don't mean a thing to me, Chlorine.

Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlori-i-ine,
I love to squirt you all around the pan.
Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlori-i-ine,
I squirt you daily just because I can.

You always clean my loo again
but when I'm done I think, "Now then,
The kitchen worktops need a blitz, Chlorine."
After I blast a squirt or two -
my kitchen hygiene's safe with you
and you know that makes me feel so good, Chlorine.

Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlori-i-ine,
I love to squirt you all around the pan.
Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlorine, Chlori-i-ine,
I squirt you daily just because I can.

Chlorine,

Chlori-i-ine...
(c) DL 161204

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Pie - May 02, 2020 - Report this comment
Someone has done a Chlorine parody of Jolene, here: https://youtu.be/TAgQAduOzsE

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