Song Parodies -> "Jolie"

Original Song Title:

"Jolene"

Original Performer:

"Jolie"

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The Lyrics

I Imagine the scenario that might have played out just after Angelina Jolie told Brad Pitt that she had an 80 % chance of getting breast cancer and what she planned to do to avoid it.

Jolie Jolie Jolie Jolie
I'm begging of you please abort your plan
Jolie Jolie Jolie Jolie
You say you must, but I don't understand

You told me of your mutant genes
Explained exactly what it means
The risk you face and what your plans would be
The history of your family
In dealing with this tragedy
I try, but I am still confused, Jolie

I've thought about this everyday
What can I do, what can I say
If it were me would I be brave, Jolie

My head says that your course is true
My heart is breaking over you
I'm just a wreck, please bear with me, Jolie

Jolie Jolie Jolie Jolie
For both our sakes consider well your plan
Jolie Jolie Jolie Jolie
I'll be there for you any way I can

You can have them both replaced
And though it seems an awful waste
Your peace of mind is all to me, Jolie

I'm glad I had this talk with you
The kids and I depend on you
And whatever you decide to do, Jolie

Jolie Jolie Jolie Jolie
Forgive my horror hearing of your plan
Jolie Jolie Jolie Jolie
Remember at the heart, I'm just a man
Jolie, Jolie

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