Song Parodies -> SizzleLean
| Original Song Title: | "Joline" |
| Original Performer: | Dolly Parton |
| Parody Song Title: | "SizzleLean" |
| Parody Written by: | Brian Herrin |
Remember SizzleLean (you might have to be over 30)? This song is about being bacon in the 80's....
SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean,
I’m begging of you please don’t take my pan,
SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean,
Please don’t take him just because you can
Your crispness is beyond compare
As long as you aren’t cooked too rare
And you don’t even need the splatter screen
I know that I can’t fill your shoes
You don’t contain the fat I ooze
And I cannot compete with you, SizzleLean
He sees that you are lean and trim
And dreams that you’ll curl up on him
With nothing but the heat to come between
You think that you are really cute
And more than a meat substitute
But bacon won't move over, SizzleLean
SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean,
I’m begging of you please don’t take my pan,
SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean,
Please don’t take him just because you can
You could have your choice of pans
'Cause you're low fat and zero trans
With a perfect shape from a machine
You may be smokey, crisp, and sweet
But you are still synthetic meat
He'd rather sizzle fat than SizzleLean.
SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean,
I’m begging of you please don’t take my pan,
SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean,
Please don’t take him just because you can.
I’m begging of you please don’t take my pan,
SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean,
Please don’t take him just because you can
Your crispness is beyond compare
As long as you aren’t cooked too rare
And you don’t even need the splatter screen
I know that I can’t fill your shoes
You don’t contain the fat I ooze
And I cannot compete with you, SizzleLean
He sees that you are lean and trim
And dreams that you’ll curl up on him
With nothing but the heat to come between
You think that you are really cute
And more than a meat substitute
But bacon won't move over, SizzleLean
SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean,
I’m begging of you please don’t take my pan,
SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean,
Please don’t take him just because you can
You could have your choice of pans
'Cause you're low fat and zero trans
With a perfect shape from a machine
You may be smokey, crisp, and sweet
But you are still synthetic meat
He'd rather sizzle fat than SizzleLean.
SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean,
I’m begging of you please don’t take my pan,
SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean, SizzleLean,
Please don’t take him just because you can.
See the SizzleLean TV commercial here
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Very clever use of a great Dolly Parton OS. I like the real stuff myself but here's an EEE, I mean 555 for you!
Never tried SizzleLean, especially when I was growing up in the 80s, but I remembered that commercial clearly in my tyke years. Well, although I prefer bacon, I wished that I could have a taste of SizzleLean for once. Too bad they don't make them anymore. Move over bacon, here's some 555's! BTW, I listened to OS the first time and I loved it!
This is hysterical!!! I am still humming it......fantastic job :) I DO remember Sizzlean!!
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