Song Parodies -> "Chris Christie"

Original Song Title:

"The Jean Genie"

Original Performer:

"Chris Christie"

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The Lyrics

Finding it hard to believe that this is the first Jean Genie parody on here.. but every time I've heard Chris Christie's name on the news, I've heard it to this tune.. In my head, anyway.

One thing I found confusing with this story was the way George Washington Bridge was often referred to by its initials, and I had previously only associated one GWB with the US.

A large Chris Christie is running the city
Stung by disclosures of bridge-lane closures
Everyone knows you're losing composure
Talking 'bout Kelly, saying everything's alright
New Jersey 'n' Fort Lee elections are in sight
Poor little Christie

Step up now:

Chris Christie says Can't you see
Chris Christie It wasn't me
It's outrageous
(Chris Christie)
Says he didn't know
Chris Christie's letting her go

Sent out an email saying Close GWB
So who's that? So who's that? President, wasn't he?
But no demographic can escape the traffic
And his circumspection might harm his election
Chance is remote as support by the voters
Poor little Christie

Chris Christie's on the wrong track
Chris Christie who'll vote him back
He's outrageous
(Chris Christie)
And he'll have to go
Chris Christie, say what you know

So apologetic it sounds more cosmetic
He bites his tongue, Sorry is rather pathetic
(Aah)
Loves being in power
(Aah)
Loves being in power

Chris Christie where will it end?
Chris Christie sack all your friends
It's contagious
(Chris Christie)
You know it is so:
Chris Christie let 'em all go

Chris Christie enters a plea
Chris Christie says Vote for me
It's outrageous
(Chris Christie)
He really should know
Chris Christie, it's time to go

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Michael Pacholek's Resume - January 13, 2014 - Report this comment

I figured, if there was going to be a David Bowie song associated with Christie, it would have had the words, "Take a look at the lawman, beating up the wrong guy."

WarrenB - January 13, 2014 - Report this comment

Nice work Phil. Christie's certainly getting his due at AIR.

Phil Alexander - January 14, 2014 - Report this comment

Thanks Michael & Warren :-)

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