Song Parodies -> "Hanes"

Original Song Title:

"Fame"

Original Performer:

"Hanes"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Contrary to the views expressed in this song, I don't have anything against Hanes or people who wear them.... I just prefer other brands, particularly Victoria's Secret, as I like the quality of their stuff and I have no panty-line issues with them.

Hanes, they’re so plain they are a bane
Hanes, come in packages of eight
Hanes, cheaper than Victoria’s Secret
Hanes

Hanes, it’s not your ass, it’s the way they’re
Made that make your backside look bul-ky
Hanes

Hanes, are found in your local Wal-mart
Hanes, also found at Discount Drug Mart
Hanes, alternative to commando
Hanes

Hanes, I’d have to settle for sweats
If I ever decide to wear them
Hanes

Could I save money, save money
Really could, save money
Save lots of money, save money
Save money, save money

Is it any wonder I frequent Wal-mart
For those damn Hanes
I wish I could afford Victoria’s Secret
Hanes

Hanes, I’m not used to, low quality
And no variety at all

Hanes

Hanes, Hanes, Hanes, Hanes, Hanes,
Hanes, Hanes, Hanes, Hanes, Hanes,
Hanes, Hanes, Hanes, Hanes, Hanes,
Hanes, Hanes, Hanes, Hanes, Hanes,
Hanes, Hanes, Hanes

Hanes, they’re a bane

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Rob Arndt - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment

Another nice one Rebekah- 555!!! I have worn female stockings before for Halloween dress-up as a woman and don't remember which brand they were... but they were comfortable as hell! When I got sick and had blood-clotting in my right leg and had to stand long hrs at work I got a pair of orthopedic stockings which did help some...

Rebekah Dub - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment

Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it. I had a couple ideas running through my head when it came to parodying this song, and it's not too difficult to parody either. I wear stockings more often now that it's getting colder. I've got a couple pairs of aloe-infused socks that make my feet feel good while keeping them warm (they get dry in the cold).

Porfle Popnecker - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment

Fun parody. My favorite brand of underwear is whatever's cheapest. If Wal-Mart had a house-brand underwear that's what I'd get!

Rebekah Dub - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment

Thank you much! Aside from Victoria's Secret I like Aeropostale and JCPenney. Delia's is nice too. Yeah, I have somewhat expensive taste.

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