Song Parodies -> "All Those Fast Carbs"

Original Song Title:

"All the Young Dudes"

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"All Those Fast Carbs"

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The Lyrics

Fast carbohydrates - sugars and starch with quick absorption time in bloodstream and high glycemic index are the key on gaining weight, as they are stored in the fat cells by insulin as converted into reserve fats. Unfortunately, they also taste oh so sweet...

Christmas's over now, I've grown somehow
Not by height but gained weight, u'know
Couldn't keep my size
Too much appetize!

Been there before, been such a wh*re
Eaten chocolate and then some more
ice cream as well
This is a living hell!

I'm on my way well going crazy
In mirror is an overweight wreck
Not just the calories, what the heck!
Hey, readers, you guessed, it's the carbs!

All those fast carbs
Building up lard
Boogaloo carbs -
adding up lard

All those fast carbs
Building up lard
Boogaloo carbs -
adding up lard

I have to junk the sweets
and other tasty treats
all the pastries and the cakes, and toast made of wheat
what I love - what I love

It's eating now just fish
it's a protein-rich dish
and full-grained bread which is all rye-made
And cheese! Some more, please?

Well, I drunk a lot of wine and I'm feeling fine
But the glycemic index is pretty low -
Is this cardboard all around, or is it in my head?
Oh, readers you guessed, it's the carbs!

All those fast carbs
Building up lard
Boogaloo carbs -
adding up lard

All those fast carbs
Adding up lard
Boogaloo carbs -
adding up lard

All those fast carbs
Adding up lard
Boogaloo carbs -
adding up lard

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