Song Parodies -> Changin'
| Original Song Title: | "Changes" |
| Original Performer: | David Bowie |
| Parody Song Title: | "Changin'" |
| Parody Written by: | Mark Scotti |
(AP/The Daily Journal/CBS News) Chastity Bono is having a sex change to become a man. A spokesman for Bono, born a girl to Sonny and Cher, says he "has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity" and began the sex-change process earlier this year.
I still don't have what girls are waiting for
But in time I'll drive them wild
My millions head-on meets
Every cost, thank you, "I got you babe!"
All girls now face my manly meat
Docs now work to about face me
I'll be stonger than those whimps
And now my doctor is like a baker
No more yeast, but rise with the rest
Se-se-se-sex-Changin'
(Just to look much stranger)
Se-sex-Changin'
Just want to be a Bono man
Se-se-se-sex-Changin'
(Soon a re - a - ranger)
Se-sex-Changin'
My dating has taken on different plans
Hy - men's plucked free
So you can't find mine
Just watch my breasties shrink in size
And never shaving cream
On my new manliness and
Now men's ways, note friends surprise
But in the end, they still came
Can't have children bred to speak of
As I live with changed name Earl
Not a zoo for your presentations
Cher gave a stare, called me Elisha Blue
Se-se-se-sex-Changin'
(Women are in danger)
Se-sex-Changin'
They yell when I grow, there no stopping it
Se-se-se-sex-Changin'
(Part of an exchanger)
Se-sex-Changin'
Got you babe
What's left is to make a bris of it
Science changed me
New sex embrace mine
Strange formations, formulating see
Changin' sex waken's my manly point of view
Se-se-se-sex-Changin'
(Body is a stranger)
Se-sex-Changin'
Now, get out my speedo holder
Se-se-se-sex-Changin'
(Sex has met the exchanger)
Se-sex-Changin'
Pretty girls I'll approach as I'm getting bolder
Prime my changed needs
With hotties choice prime
I just will prime my changed needs
Male ego loves prime
But in time I'll drive them wild
My millions head-on meets
Every cost, thank you, "I got you babe!"
All girls now face my manly meat
Docs now work to about face me
I'll be stonger than those whimps
And now my doctor is like a baker
No more yeast, but rise with the rest
Se-se-se-sex-Changin'
(Just to look much stranger)
Se-sex-Changin'
Just want to be a Bono man
Se-se-se-sex-Changin'
(Soon a re - a - ranger)
Se-sex-Changin'
My dating has taken on different plans
Hy - men's plucked free
So you can't find mine
Just watch my breasties shrink in size
And never shaving cream
On my new manliness and
Now men's ways, note friends surprise
But in the end, they still came
Can't have children bred to speak of
As I live with changed name Earl
Not a zoo for your presentations
Cher gave a stare, called me Elisha Blue
Se-se-se-sex-Changin'
(Women are in danger)
Se-sex-Changin'
They yell when I grow, there no stopping it
Se-se-se-sex-Changin'
(Part of an exchanger)
Se-sex-Changin'
Got you babe
What's left is to make a bris of it
Science changed me
New sex embrace mine
Strange formations, formulating see
Changin' sex waken's my manly point of view
Se-se-se-sex-Changin'
(Body is a stranger)
Se-sex-Changin'
Now, get out my speedo holder
Se-se-se-sex-Changin'
(Sex has met the exchanger)
Se-sex-Changin'
Pretty girls I'll approach as I'm getting bolder
Prime my changed needs
With hotties choice prime
I just will prime my changed needs
Male ego loves prime
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Timely, and telling it like it is...fine job
Everchanging thanks to you, AFW!!!
funny one
Thanks, Andy!!!
lol...i knew this stiry would turn into fodder for someone...glad you foddered it...great job
Do you "Believe" my daughter's a man!!!
Nicely done. My votes grew to three 5s.
Thanks, Cher, and congrats on the new son!!
Thanks, Blackjack for dealing me three fives!!!
And the privates are a-changin'...555!!!
Thanks, Leo.
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