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Song Parodies -> "Changin'"

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Original Performer:

David Bowie

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Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

(AP/The Daily Journal/CBS News) Chastity Bono is having a sex change to become a man. A spokesman for Bono, born a girl to Sonny and Cher, says he "has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity" and began the sex-change process earlier this year.
I still don't have what girls are waiting for
But in time I'll drive them wild
My millions head-on meets
Every cost, thank you, "I got you babe!"
All girls now face my manly meat
Docs now work to about face me
I'll be stonger than those whimps
And now my doctor is like a baker
No more yeast, but rise with the rest

(Just to look much stranger)
Just want to be a Bono man
(Soon a re - a - ranger)
My dating has taken on different plans
Hy - men's plucked free
So you can't find mine

Just watch my breasties shrink in size
And never shaving cream
On my new manliness and
Now men's ways, note friends surprise
But in the end, they still came

Can't have children bred to speak of
As I live with changed name Earl
Not a zoo for your presentations
Cher gave a stare, called me Elisha Blue

(Women are in danger)
They yell when I grow, there no stopping it
(Part of an exchanger)
Got you babe
What's left is to make a bris of it
Science changed me
New sex embrace mine

Strange formations, formulating see
Changin' sex waken's my manly point of view

(Body is a stranger)
Now, get out my speedo holder
(Sex has met the exchanger)
Pretty girls I'll approach as I'm getting bolder

Prime my changed needs
With hotties choice prime
I just will prime my changed needs
Male ego loves prime
Copyright 2009

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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AFW - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Timely, and telling it like it is...fine job
Mark Scotti - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Everchanging thanks to you, AFW!!!
Andy Primus - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
funny one
Mark Scotti - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andy!!!
alvin - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...i knew this stiry would turn into fodder for someone...glad you foddered it...great job
Cher - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Do you "Believe" my daughter's a man!!!
blackjack21 - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Nicely done. My votes grew to three 5s.
Mark Scotti - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Cher, and congrats on the new son!! Thanks, Blackjack for dealing me three fives!!!
Leo Keough - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
And the privates are a-changin'...555!!!
Mark Scotti - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leo.

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