My girlfriend was kidnapped by a huge koopa-a-a
Gotta save her, being Mario-o-o
So I jump up and run after the maniac Bowser Koopa
I just can't do it on my own-own-on
Gotta grab some items, like a super mushroom
Or maybe a Fire Flower, but what I really hope is...

There's a Starman in the question block
It grant's invulnerability
But they're really hard to find
There's a Starman in the question block
I hope I do not blow it
'Cause getting one's all worthwhile
Luigi!
C'mon Luigi, grab it
C'mon Luigi use it.
So the goombas won't kill me.

The item fell down a bottomless hole-ole-ole
Hey, that's not fair! I guess I'll have to make do-o-o
Grab the Super Mushroom and become huge
Look out in the castle for Bowser's flames-ames-ames
If we get hit we'll lose a life-ife-ife
I really hope I get one before the final fight

I want a Starman, come out of that block
It grant's invulnerability
But they're really hard to find
There's a Starman in the question block
I hope I do not blow it
'Cause getting one's all worthwhile
Luigi!
C'mon Luigi, grab it
C'mon Luigi use it.
So Koopa Troopas won't kill me.

Want a Starman hiding in the block
It grant's invulnerability
But they're really hard to find
There's a Starman in the question block
I hope I do not blow it
'Cause getting one's all worthwhile
Luigi!
C'mon Luigi, grab it
C'mon Luigi use it.
So the Dry Bones won't kill me.