Didn't know quite where i was,
the bar was closed, all the drinkers had gone back home
the room was spinning round
and then I rolled, "you @rsehole" he said, then the picture began to fade
came back with the Kebab and the Pint of Ale
this ain't no lock-up, it's only turned half-past -five

there's a barman, pulling me a pint,
he know's I'm going to drink it,
and I'll bring it up this time
there's a barman, pulling me a pint,
he's told me not to spill it,
but I think that I just might
he told me:
You're too drunk in public
You're too drunk in public
don't let me catch you puking

I had to phone to get a taxi home here too
Hey, that cost's lots so I'll walk home through
the town at midnight - i'm still seeing everything times-two
got up next morning the world was too bright
may be a nice day but I feel like sh!te
won't look down right now or i'll see i've thrown up my pint

there's a barman, pulling me a pint,
he know's I'm going to drink it,
and I'll bring it up this time
there's a barman, pulling me a pint,
he's told me not to spill it,
but I think that I just might
he told me:
You're too drunk in public
You're too drunk in public
don't let me catch you puking

there's a barman, pulling me a pint,
he know's I'm going to drink it,
and I'll bring it up this time
there's a barman, pulling me a pint,
he's told me not to spill it,
but I think that I just might
he told me:
You're too drunk in public
You're too drunk in public
don't let me catch you puking