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Song Parodies -> "Kermie Stardust"

Original Song Title:

"Ziggy Stardust"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Kermie Stardust"

Parody Written by:

Joe Melchionne

The Lyrics

Kermie played guitar, jamming good with Dr. Teeth and Animal
That spaced out Muppet band. He played it with a green hand
But played it to far
Became that special frog, was he ever Miss Piggy's man?

Kermie really sang, the rainbow connection, strumming his banjo
They loved him in Japan; he could lick em by croaking
He could leave em to drown
Came on so spaced out, webbed feet and green, green tan

So where were the Muppets when Miss Piggy tried to jump his bones
Just a spotlight to guide him
And Miss Piggy raped him and almost crushed his sweet hands

Kermie healed his wounds, pretending to love her
The Muppets where just aghast, he was the frog
With God green froggie ass
He took it all to far but boy he was a star

Making love to Miss Piggy, Kermie lost his self-esteem
Like small green Messiah
When Group A streptococcus bacteria killed Henson, Kermie had to break up the band
Oh yeah
Kermie played guitaarrrrrr

Copyright 2005 Joe Melchionne

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 5

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Herbert Johanson - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I never knew what really went on behind the scenes at muppet land, but miss piggy raping kermit the frog??? what drugs are you on??
Stuart McArthur - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
hee hee - matching David Bowie's earnest vocals to the muppet visuals really worked for me, Joe - 555
John Boy Walton - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
wow, kermie played guitar? i thought it was a banjo?

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