"This is Florio to William Tong
This is Florio to William Tong
your points just go too far and all your facts are wrong

This is Florio to William Tong
pick up your pen and write a song
songs Im writing and all my points are true

This is Florio to William Tong
youve really made me mad
and some writers wanna know why I do care
and Im not alone in this great big despair"

'This is William Tong to Florio
Im gunna write some more
but Im writing in a much percular way
and the charts look very different today

For here, am I writing fast as I can
'bout this messed-up world
he says my facts aint true
but theres something I can do
though Im past 100 parodies I feel very ill
and I think that writing gets my points to show
tell Billy his songs are very wrong, he knows'

"Florio to William Tong
your point is dead, and facts are wrong
can you hear me William Tong?
can you hear me William Tong?
can you hear me William Tong?
can you hear me William Tong?"

'For here, am I writing fast as I can
'bout this messed-up world
he says my facts aint true
but theres something I can do'