They Pulled Up In Front Of The School
He Brings Her Down, The Clowns
Gee My Life's A Livin' Heck, Am I Still Too Young
He Kissed Her Then And There
She Took His Flute, Took His Harmonica
They Watched 60 Minutes, Watched Nothing
Canada Knows, It's Not Stars And Stripes, But

(SHE)
All Night
She Wants The Young Canadian
Young Canadian, Young Canadian, She Wants The Young Canadian
All Right
She Wants The Young Canadian

Scanning Life Through The Stain Glass Window
She Likes American James Bond
He Coughs As He Passes Her Alex Trebek Photo
George Bush Forbid, She'll Hate Americans
But The Freak And His Type, All For Nothing
He Misses His Show, And Cuts His Hair
Singing Nothing, He Poops Like A Dog
She Cries, "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?"

(SHE)
All Night
She Wants The Young Canadian
Young Canadian, Young Canadian, She Wants The Young Canadian
All Right
She Wants The Young Canadian

All The Way From Washington
She Moved The White House To Canada
We Live For Just 100 Years
Do Americans Die At That Age?

(HE)
All Night
He Wants The Young Canadian
Young Canadian, Young Canadian, He Wants The Young Canadian
All Right
He Wants The Young Canadian

Do You Remember Your Morley Safer?
Do You Remember Your Canada Bills To Pay?
So Yesterday

Have You Been A Un-Canadian
American Idol Had Many Canadians On There
Here, There And Everywhere And
Not A Myth Left From The Yukon
Well, Well, Well, Would You Carry A Flag
In Case, Just In Case Of Stress
Sit On You But And Watch Survivor
Blushing At A Red Cheek And People
All You Need Is Love
Well, Ain't That Poster Bad
Well It Ain't That John Kerry
Her Heart Is Broken Just Like You Have

(You)
All Night
You Wan't The Young Canadian
Young Canadian, Young Canadian, You Want The Young Canadian
All Right
You Want The Young Canadian

You Ain't A Pimp And You Ain't A Hustler
A Pimp's Got Some Money And A Lady's Got A Husband
Aretha Sang Respect, And Beatles Sang Yesterday
Mama's Got Cramps And Papa's Got A Headache
(I Saw The Child Over The Balcony)
I Got A Sweet And You Got The Beat
Ain't There A Man, You Can't See Anymore
And Ain't There A Woman, I Can't Take To The Law?
And Ain't There A Child, I Can Hold Without Dropping?
And Ain't There A Pen That Will Write Before I Die?
And Ain't You Still Got Your Darn Faces?
And Ain't You Got Another Darn Song That Can Make Me Break Down And Cry?

(I)
All Night
I Want The Young Canadian
Young Canadian, Young Canadian, I Want The Young Canadian
All Right
I Want The Young Canadian