Get up and listen, please
Put on some clothes and find your keys
Take a little drive to the store for me
My stomach's rumbling, I'm hungry

Looked in the kitchen, what did I see?
A bunch of old food that expired in '93
And there's nothing good to eat
I'm just looking for a tasty treat

But I'm not in the mood
For any old and boring food
I hope that I won't have to nag
For those yummy snacks in the orange bag

Don't stand around, get to the store
I'm a hungry man and eating's what I am here for
Go and buy me some today
'Cause they don't cost that much anyway

Oh, you Burger Rings
(Oh, you Burger Rings)
There's no other snack that can
Drive all my hunger away
Oh, you Burger Rings
(Oh, you Burger Rings)
Nothing tastes as good so I'm
Clearing my cupboards today
Throw the rest away
Gotta make room for a flavour superior

I don't want no Tim Tam
Keep your donuts all filled with jam
Don't kid yourself that a cake will do
Take away all the chocolate too

I don't eat no meat, don't need no excuse
Steak and kidney pies have outgrown their use
Buy some Burger Rings today
'Cause they don't cost that much anyway

Oh, you Burger Rings
(Oh, you Burger Rings)
There's no other snack that can
Drive all my hunger away
Oh, you Burger Rings
(Oh, you Burger Rings)
Nothing tastes as good so I'm
Clearing my cupboards today
Throw the rest away
Gotta make room for a flavour superior