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Song Parodies -> "Site About Suicide"
Original Song Title:
"Rock ‘n Roll Suicide"
(MP3)Original Performer:
David Bowie
Parody Song Title:
"Site About Suicide"
Parody Written by:
Hu’s On First
The Lyrics
I had seen a lot of parodies on this site by a user named “George and Germaine Briant Fan”, but never knew who George and Germaine Briant actually were. So I did an Internet search and one of the top results was a forum post from last year on a website called “Sanctioned Suicide”, in which the poster (who goes by “12 Years Late”) described George Briant as his favorite person. I have no idea if G&GBF and 12YL are one and the same or not. But seeing that forum post in the search results weirded me out a bit because Sanctioned Suicide is a website that openly offers information about suicide methods.
I did a Google search, look at what I found
Is this really legal?
They’re posting directions for suicide
The great beyond is calling
They tell you, just go ahead
Oh, oh, oh, oh, it’s a site about suicide
I swear I’m not lying, they talk about dying
As if it will make everything right that’s wrong
You might be in such pain, but all that does
Is pass it along
Oh, no, no, no, it’s a site about suicide
One guy was selling
Homemade poison on that site
But the Feds came instead, and they shut him down
Don’t blow your brains out tomorrow
Don’t let the freight train squash you flat
Keep on living now, although you’ve got a frown
Oh no, sir, you're not alone
You're watching yourself, but you're too unfair
You got your head all tangled up
But if I could only make you care
Oh no, sir, you're not alone
No matter what or who you've been
No matter when or where you've seen
That website will just lacerate your brain
Find someone good, who will help you with the pain
You're not alone
Just stay off that site, and you're not alone
Find someone and be not alone (wonderful)
Stay off that site, 'cause you're wonderful (wonderful)
Just stay off that site, 'cause you're wonderful (wonderful)
Oh, stay off that site, 'cause you're wonderful (wonderful)
Oh, stay off that site
Is this really legal?
They’re posting directions for suicide
The great beyond is calling
They tell you, just go ahead
Oh, oh, oh, oh, it’s a site about suicide
I swear I’m not lying, they talk about dying
As if it will make everything right that’s wrong
You might be in such pain, but all that does
Is pass it along
Oh, no, no, no, it’s a site about suicide
One guy was selling
Homemade poison on that site
But the Feds came instead, and they shut him down
Don’t blow your brains out tomorrow
Don’t let the freight train squash you flat
Keep on living now, although you’ve got a frown
Oh no, sir, you're not alone
You're watching yourself, but you're too unfair
You got your head all tangled up
But if I could only make you care
Oh no, sir, you're not alone
No matter what or who you've been
No matter when or where you've seen
That website will just lacerate your brain
Find someone good, who will help you with the pain
You're not alone
Just stay off that site, and you're not alone
Find someone and be not alone (wonderful)
Stay off that site, 'cause you're wonderful (wonderful)
Just stay off that site, 'cause you're wonderful (wonderful)
Oh, stay off that site, 'cause you're wonderful (wonderful)
Oh, stay off that site
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