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Song Parodies -> "Weirdos"

Original Song Title:

"Heroes"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Weirdos"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Klump wants to be king
With Vance, Vance his drag queen
Dear God, please drive them away
They are such weirdos
Yes they are strange
They are big weirdos
Yes they are cray

That Mump, Mump can be mean
And Vance makes us
Cringe all the time
They are shovers, and that is a fact
Yes they're shovers, juvenile brats
Nothing could make those two better
They are Red slime
Yes they are strange
They are big weirdos
So kooky are they
That's what we say

Swump, Swump does like to swim
Like the sharks, like sharks can swim
But nothing, nothing could
Make him act better
Let us beat him, now and forever
'Cause he is a weirdo
Yes he is strange

Klump wants to be king
With Vance, Vance his drag queen
Dear God, please drive them away
They are such weirdos
Yes they are strange
They are big weirdos
Yes they are cray

You, can you remember?
(You remember?)
Humpty, and his wall (on his wall)
And those gun shots by his head
(By his head)
How they hissed
And how that made him fall
(Made him fall)
And they claimed
It was by the other side
Let us now beat them
Them and their hate
Because they are weirdos
Yes they are strange

Wump is a weirdo
Vance is a weirdo
Rob is a weirdo
Yes they are cray

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Agrimorfee - August 30, 2024 - Report this comment
As I have stated before, I am non-partisan when it comes to judging parodies. Eel, you have done better rhsn this.
eeL deaL - August 30, 2024 - Report this comment
Thanks mom.
Zen Adam B. - August 31, 2024 - Report this comment
Donald and JD can be weirdos (or dictators), just for one day ;-p And now with RFK Loonier and Tulsi Gabtard joining them they are true carnival side show freaks. It's going to be a huge loss again, and probably another Jan. 6th as they won't accept that most Americans don't want weirdos running the country.
Normal Norman - August 31, 2024 - Report this comment
@Zen, maybe RFK Loonier will inspire Rump & Vance to stick a smelly whale head on their tour bus?
Broad/Braud coalition - September 01, 2024 - Report this comment
The Democrat coalition is SO broad that it truly will be shocking if the weirdo coalition of Rump, Vance, RFK Loonier and Tulsi Garbage can beat them. The braud coalition will supply most of the Democratic strength.
Pet Eaters - September 11, 2024 - Report this comment
In the debate where Harris crushed him, Orange Mussolini mentioned the eating of pets. How much weirder can he get?
CML - September 12, 2024 - Report this comment
Don't you mean "How much weirder can America get?" cause that is now happening in a town in Ohio where Joe's "burst dam" policy re illegal immigrants has caused 20K Haitians to emigrate there who ate now doing exactly that. There are pictures of Haitian carrying dead ducks and geese away from municipal ponds. There's another video of a Haitian women eating a cat and being caught. And of course the real crime for you is "MAGA noticing"
Breaking News - September 12, 2024 - Report this comment
MAGA extremists "pounce" on video of Haitian woman eating cat
Phil Alexander - September 13, 2024 - Report this comment
@CML - "That is now happening". I call BS. Let's face it, CML, you've made dozens of claims over the years and I'm not sure any have held up to scrutiny. This is another where you've seen something misrepresented and are so sure you're correct that you've never even bothered doing the tiniest bit of checking.

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