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Song Parodies -> "Starbar"
Original Song Title:
"Starman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
David Bowie
Parody Song Title:
"Starbar"
Parody Written by:
Van S A'Parody
The Lyrics
An utterly shameless attempt at getting Cadbury to use in a commercial for my personal favourite of their products!
Never knew what time it was, your watch was broke
May have to: ask another bloke
Some cat, he tried to sell you sausage rolls
Wasn't time for those
Wanna cosmos, soft caramel
Filled with roasted crushed nuts covered in chocolate
Don't wanna savoury, you want somethin' sweeter, well...
There's a Starbar waiting down an aisle
"You'd like to come & eat us
But we think we'd blow your mind"
There's a Starbar waiting on a shelf
They've told us not to show it
& they're citing "public health"
But, hold on...
Let the people see them
Let the people buy them
Let all the people eat 'em
We gotta tell someone, so we're tellin' you
They're suitable if you're veggie, too
Set your antenna, you might pick 'em up from aisle two
Sustainably sourced cocoa cos it's right
If you can park up, more may land tonight
Don't have to panic buy, there's plenty in stock, alright
There's a Starbar waiting down an aisle
"You'd like to come & eat us
But we think we'd blow your mind"
There's a Starbar waiting on a shelf
They've told us not to show it
& they're citing "public health"
But, hold on...
Let the people see them
Let the people buy them
Let all the people eat 'em
Starbar waiting down an aisle
"You'd like to come & eat us
But we think we'd blow your mind"
There's a Starbar waiting on a shelf
They've told us not to show it
& they're citing "public health"
But, hold on...
Let the people see them
Let the people buy them
Let all the people eat 'em
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
May have to: ask another bloke
Some cat, he tried to sell you sausage rolls
Wasn't time for those
Wanna cosmos, soft caramel
Filled with roasted crushed nuts covered in chocolate
Don't wanna savoury, you want somethin' sweeter, well...
There's a Starbar waiting down an aisle
"You'd like to come & eat us
But we think we'd blow your mind"
There's a Starbar waiting on a shelf
They've told us not to show it
& they're citing "public health"
But, hold on...
Let the people see them
Let the people buy them
Let all the people eat 'em
We gotta tell someone, so we're tellin' you
They're suitable if you're veggie, too
Set your antenna, you might pick 'em up from aisle two
Sustainably sourced cocoa cos it's right
If you can park up, more may land tonight
Don't have to panic buy, there's plenty in stock, alright
There's a Starbar waiting down an aisle
"You'd like to come & eat us
But we think we'd blow your mind"
There's a Starbar waiting on a shelf
They've told us not to show it
& they're citing "public health"
But, hold on...
Let the people see them
Let the people buy them
Let all the people eat 'em
Starbar waiting down an aisle
"You'd like to come & eat us
But we think we'd blow your mind"
There's a Starbar waiting on a shelf
They've told us not to show it
& they're citing "public health"
But, hold on...
Let the people see them
Let the people buy them
Let all the people eat 'em
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
Starbar, la, la
La, la, Starbar
(17.7.24) Van S A'Parody ...(Disclaimer: it's a comedy name only - I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended ...that I'm NOT one of "them"!) ...From 2018-22, the UK music buying public made their 5th consecutive Xmas #1 a parody 'artist' (a record that surpassed the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!
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