Hey man, what's that in the road, uh oh
Hey man, oh it's too big for a toad, I'm lookin'
Oh dear, it's got fur on its face
Our tortoise-shell cat got its ninth life out of place

Hey man, I'm late for the train
Hey man, it's lookin' like rain
Hey man, well kitty's totally flat
It's 92 degrees out, could be, problem-y

Ah can't inter the tabby
'Cus I don't got time to dig it
Got to refridge that kitty
Ah can't inter the tabby
And we got to keep it stiffit
Got to refridge that kitty
Next to the Sprite
And Diet-Rite

Hey man, good thing the freezer's not jammed, I say
Hey man, stick it next to the clam paté
Hey man, oh kitty's not for lunch
Don't make boo-boo and put it on a bun
On a bun

Ah can't inter the tabby
'Cus I ain't got time to plant it
Got to refridge that kitty
Ah can't inter the tabby
And it soon will be quite tainted
Got to refridge that kitty
It's a sad sight
Stinks alright

Oh smell hits me

I think it might have rabies
And I do not wanna check it
Got to refridge that kitty
This is no time for maybes
And this heat will surely wreck it
Got to refridge that kitty

(repeat chorus)
It's frozen tight
Whoa, got frostbite

Refridge that kitty
Refridge that kitty
Fridge will keep it all stiffy
Keep it preserved and pretty
Oh refridge that kitty
Oh refridge that kitty
Oooh ha refridge that kitty
Oooh ha refridge it

Ahhhhhh just jam next to ham...!

Refridge that kitty (x 8)
Refridge it!
Refridge it!