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Song Parodies -> "Sufragette Jiu Jitsu"

Original Song Title:

"Sufragette City"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Sufragette Jiu Jitsu"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Hey man, don't leave me alone, you know
Hey man, oh Harold, get off the phone, I gotta
Hey man, I gotta master my skills
I've deadlier tricks
Unleash my judo for thrills

Hey man, less humility
Hey man, more brutality
Hey man, come take a body slam-slam
I might as well grip on you, but then... but then...

Oh just grapple me, man
Bet you can handle the takedown
I'm back for Suffragette Jiu Jitsu
Oh just grapple me, man
Pull a submission for breakdown
You know my Suffragette Jiu Jitsu
Settle the score... on the floor

Hey man, Harold, why are you kind this time?
Hey man, slam you to the ground like a swine
Hey man, you'll be crash here
There's only room for one, so beat me up
Beat me up

Oh just grapple me, man
Now shoulder throw me down on it
I'm back for Suffragette Jiu Jitsu
Oh just grapple me, man
So will I be forced to submit
You know my Suffragette Jiu Jitsu
Settle the score... on the floor
On Suffragette Jiu Jitsu, on Suffragette Jiu Jitsu
I'm back for Suffragette Jiu Jitsu
I'm back for Suffragette Jiu Jitsu
Suffragette Jiu Jitsu
Ohhh, wham! Bam! Thank you, man!

Suffragette Jiu Jitsu

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