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Song Parodies -> "Chris Christie"

Original Song Title:

"Jean Genie"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Chris Christie"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

For anyone who's not been watching the news (I mean, it made its way all the way over to this side of the Atlantic, so it *must* have been covered there, right?), here's some background to the story
Governor Christie sneaks off from the city
Like many craving a spot of sunbathing
People are hopin' but beaches ain't open
Government shutdown says nobody's out there
New Jersey gov'nor says he wasn't out there
Sure 'bout that, Christie?

Chris Christie lies on the beach
Chris Christie lies through his teeth
He's outrageous, he thinks we don't know (Chris Christie)
Chris Christie, tell him to go

Says he was not but he's there on a beach chair
Looking like Jabba the Hutt but in swimwear
Sits on the sand while the public are banned
He needs a beautician and decent nutrition
We all say a prayer he don't strip to his underwear
Lickspittle Christie

Chris Christie lies on his back
Chris Christie horribly fat
He's humungous, he's big and he's gross (Chris Christie)
Chris Christie, tell him to go

Make his a stiff one, 'cause f***s he don't give one
He's now ignoring those folks who vote for him
Won't get the votes... won't get the votes

Chris Christie loud and he's crass
Chris Christie soon out on his ass
He's out of office, the next time they vote (Chris Christie)
Chris Christie, tell him to go


Chris Christie under attack
Chris Christie gets voted back???
He's outrageous, the bridges he's closed (Chris Christie)
Chris Christie, tell him to go

Go, go go!

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Total Votes: 18

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Kim Jong Un-clear - July 06, 2017 - Report this comment
I openly advocate that we drop a 300 kiloton A-bomb on Trenton, but before that we'll give you 555.
CML - July 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Who on the right would drop a one-bomb for Chris Christie? I couldn't give a fig for that double dealing toad
Callmelennie - July 06, 2017 - Report this comment
555! "Jean Genie" works perfectly as a sub for Chris Christie. You can hardly go wrong I know because I actually did it about four years ago, but never posted at Amiright. So I polished up my parody a little and sent it in a few hours ago.
Michael Pacholek - July 07, 2017 - Report this comment
The Thin White Duke vs. the Fat White Toad. How's Christie going to respond to this? "I'll close that bridge when I come to it."
Phil Alexander - July 07, 2017 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks all

@Callmelennie: I know, it's a title sub that runs round my head every time I hear his name. I wrote one after his abortive presidential campaign, but didn't like it enough to post. This, OTOH, kind of had to be done :-)

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