And we're danced together again
Oh, Holly, have a rest
And we're see ourselves in Disney
Hope Mickey is having fun
Whilst the soufflé is ready
We're getting Mickey Mouse steady
Hope he's banging away

Oh we're so last year today
And again Californian
It's a shame we have to say
It's a motherfucking shame about Ray
Hope he's banging his wife in bed

Holly Valance, what a pimp
Holly Valance, you are, you are
Holly Valance, what a piece of shit
Holly Valance, you are, you are, you are

Mickey Mouse has gone away
He has vanished everyday
I saw the Holly Valance video today
And it was for 'Kiss Kiss'
Have you seen Alexa Chung
She's my favourite British chick
Hope she's banging away and dreaming today of
You and Tokyo dragons

Holly Valance, what a bitch
Holly Valance, she is, she is
Holly Valance, looks so clean
Holly Valance, you are, you are, you are

Holly Valance, massive boobs
Holly Valance, she is, she is, she is

(Sex noises):

I have Holly again today
What's her favourite Pavement song
She has chosen 'Zurich Is Stained'
Whilst I've chosen 'Cut Your Hair'
We were banging away at the end of today
Just like Superbad
I have met Steve Jobs today
It's so sad he had died
We can have F all today
Why don't we all leave things alone

Holly Valance, what a pimp
Holly Valance, you are, you are
Holly Valance, what a sheep
Holly Valance, we are, we are
Holly Valance, what a legend
Holly Valance, she is, she is, she is