My rear end is black and blue,
Up my butt was shoved a shoe.
Ouch, my numb wazoo,
Why'd you make my brown eye blue?

Those size nines sure are long,
Way up my, now's my thong.
Please remove your shoe,
Why'd you make my brown eye blue?

Up in the Greek pit, where sun don't shine,
Pain is unceasin', up in my behind.
Shoe, up you shoved me; up in my third eye,
My sphinkter stings, this I can't deny.

I didn't mean to make you mad,
Never felt a pain so bad.
My hiney's filled with shoe,
So why'd you make my brown eye,
Why'd you make my brown eye,
Why'd you make my brown eye blue?

Why'd you make my brown eye,
Why'd you make my brown eye blue?