Thinkin' 'bout the times they stole my cop car
They stole donuts too, didn't get too far
And I'm thinkin' 'bout the badge that I left at the crime scene

Now I'm trying to find it there in the dark
If he knows, Sarge'll have my badge when its found, arrgh
So gotta keep this quiet, don't say it hasn't been seen

Yeah, you see my big flashlight, goes up and down
The donuts in my stomach go 'round
I'd better go somewhere to the lost and found
Before someone else finds it, ow
And they pretend to be a cop oh no, now

By badge, it was, stolen
Yeah, that's it
What I'll say

Talkin' to the Sarge he looks kinda mean
Or maybe he just had way too many beans
Said though it might be stolen you'll find it if you're able

Where is my badge?
Can't find my badge
Yikes, here's the badge
That's not my badge