My 8-Ball tells me I suck
It tells me I will never be worth more
but it's needs to be sweet baby
because if not I will go toss this ball

This psycho ball isn't able
To answer the questions that you ask
It's possessed with dirty lies
and it tells me to douse in gas

This is a devil eight ball
It's advice ain't divine
Don't read the devil eight ball
It's gonna lead you
Damn this possessed eight ball
Its always so unkind
Beware the devil eight ball
It's gonna make you hate your mind

If you speak to it you're in danger
It knows what your mind is thinkin
It is filled with hate and anger
It forced my dad to go mad

I doubt the words it offered me
It said to not lock my door
To invite those who I despise
and tell them all to bring big sharp swords

This is a devil eight ball
With power hard to find
Can't kill the evil eight ball
It comes back to ya
It is a mental eight ball
With torture on its mind
Yeah this here evil eight ball
is not of the innocent kind

evil mind

I'm afraid
look out

This eight ball well it always lies
Your thoughts to which it always plays
It tricks you with a playful glare
Tryin' to trick you into meticulous games

It's sitting still on the table
It knows your deepest dark past
Sharp black with an evil shine
You'd best go, no questions asked

It is a devil eight ball
Its answers blow my mind
Beware the trickster eight ball
It's out to trick you
Watch for the evil eight ball
Its thoughts are never kind
Oh yes, this cunning eight ball
It has tricked me too
Its not just any eight ball
It can see in your mind
Don't trust its fortunes at all
It wants to hurt you
Destroy the possessed eight ball
Before it kills man-kind
Too late-the evil eight ball
It has consumed you