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Song Parodies -> "Part-breed"

Original Song Title:

"Half-breed"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Part-breed"

Parody Written by:

Onslaught

The Lyrics

I see that callmelennie has done this theme with this OS before, but seeing as how Elizabeth Warren may be poised to seek "First Woman President" status should Hillary fail in her second bid (and because I wrote this before I bothered to check) I am submitting anyway. Enjoy.
I never thought when I claimed faux ancestry
That it would come back ‘round to then bite me
I landed a post there at Harvard law
I’m not the only blonde haired, blue-eyed squaw

Part-breed, the claim might sound absurd
Part-breed, I only had my mammaw’s word
Part-breed, now I’m being heaped with scorn
But it is a common claim made where I was born

I never settled, went from tribe to tribe
But I can’t get a spot for love or bribe
The other Senators, they lie and lie
But I can’t catch a break, I want to cry

Part-breed, seems such a tiny thing
Part-breed, now a target of right-wing
Part-breed, I wonder what’s the harm
Now what will I do with my supply of smarm

I’ve been detected but I feel no shame
I will just double down on my scant claim
Full steam ahead ‘cause it’s my only play
Low information voters save the day!

Part-breed, I claim minority
Part-breed, And Senate seniority
Part-breed, people, I’m not torn
I’ve been playing both side since the day I was born

Part-breed, whatever gets me by
Part-breed, no crime for Pols to lie
Part-breed, Bill Clinton set the bar
Please excuse me if my whoppers are sub-par…

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