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Song Parodies -> "T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth"

Original Song Title:

"Gypsies,Tramps and Thieves"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth"

Parody Written by:

Chris H.

The Lyrics

We had met Dr.Hammond, who was CEO,
a company called InGen, where dinos are cloned.
John would do whatever he could.
Breed a Brachiosaurus.
Tell us that he's stumbled onto something good...

T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth!
We'd hear it from the screeching and the sounds, we'd call them,
T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth!
But every night you could hear them prowl around...
and chase somebody down.

Picked up the tour, behind the wheel.
T.Rex arrived, turned the lawyer into a meal.
Fell into a ravine, knew that we were done.
Dilophosaurus killed Dennis.
And John would have shot him, if he knew what he'd done.

T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth!
We'd hear it from the screeching and the sounds, we'd call them,
T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth!
But every night you could feel one come around...
and chase somebody down.

Plenty of schooling, I was taught so well,
of their smooth, bird-like style.
Three months later, we are now in trouble.
And I have to leave Tim and Lex for a while, oh.
I have to leave the kids for a while, oh.

I had found Ellie Statler, who was now alone.
Her study was in plants, so this scared her I know.
Hammond would do whatever he could.
Shut down the system, get to the kids before they should...

T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth!
We'd hear it from the screeching and the sounds, we'd call them,
T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth!
But every night we could hear them come around...
and cry out very loud!

T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth!
We'd hear it from the screeching and the sounds, we'd call them,
T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth!
But every night we could hear them come around...
and chase somebody down.





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Patrick - March 31, 2015 - Report this comment
First parody at AIR to use the word "Dilophosaurus". I haven't had much to say about cloning lately, maybe I should avoid any experiments for a while. On the other hand, if we can train them to eat "just" lawyers (meaning "only" lawyers, not ones who actually work for justice).
Jonathan - March 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Dino-Might! 5's
Dave W. - March 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Jurassic Park musical in the making?......I've cloned 3 5's 4 U

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