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Song Parodies -> "Chips,Peas, Scampi please"

Original Song Title:

"Gypsy Tramps And Thieves"

Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Chips,Peas, Scampi please"

Parody Written by:

jj lucia-wright

The Lyrics

I fancied a cola and a doner kebab
was friday night shop was full of damm chavs
I had to eat but what to do
popping to the chippy, place was really quiet was next in que

CHORUS
chips, peas, scampi please
a buttered roll a gherkin and a can of vimto
chips, peas, scampi please
late at night all the drunks would come from town
And lay their money down

in came a bloke asking for a large cod
they had some prepared so they gave it a prod
2 meat pies, and 1 large chips
and a battered sausage
it came to eleven pound and 86

CHORUS
chips, peas, scampi please
a buttered roll a gherkin and a can of vimto
chips, peas, scampi please
late at night all the drunks would come from town
And lay their money down

I never had ketchup I refuse to pay
the owners a dork
im so hungry hear my tummy rumble
help myself to a free wooden fork, uh-huh
to a free wooden fork, uh-huh

I fancied a cola and a doner kebab
was friday night shop was full of damm chavs
I had to eat but what to do
popping to the chippy, place was really quiet was next in que

CHORUS
chips, peas, scampi please
a buttered roll a gherkin and a can of vimto
chips, peas, scampi please
late at night all the drunks would come from town
And lay their money down

CHORUS
chips, peas, scampi please
a buttered roll a gherkin and a can of vimto
chips, peas, scampi please
late at night all the drunks would come from town
And lay their money down

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Jonathan - March 10, 2014 - Report this comment
thanks for deciding to Cher this one with us! 5's

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