PC worn and a draggin' in unravelin' throes?
Your RAM it's in a trance, IP's crummy and slow.
Pop a screen blue, when it never should,
Beast is so impossible.
Failin' software modules, it's in schlock, no good.

Techies, hacks and geeks,
Can't clear it when is feeble it is down.
So call us, techies, hacks and geeks.
And every site time again would crash on down,
And play you like a clown.

Can't play my toy, gone south needs a heal,
Access denied, 404's don't appeal.
Bits of sixteen, in zeros and ones,
Code's gone bust, it's senseless,
This droppin' sites is rotten, not a clue what it's done.

Techies, hacks and geeks,
We're hearin' from the people, who are down,
They call us, "fix me, fast and cheap".
They're all uptight, come and mend and make it sound,
To play on sites we've found.

These beasts need retoolin' and there's lots that fail,
Like abused system files.
Root Kit raiders, bring down malware trouble,
Now your credit's been bad for a while,
And now you've been skinned and defiled.

There are worms that are snaggin' and a travelin' slow,
They bomb out every chance; they're so crummy they blow.
Scans saw views shown things not as should,
PC needs a hospital,
Nail these crippler modules and clock them good.

Techies, hacks and geeks,
We fix up what is feeble and what's down,
Geeks Я us, gimpies rant and peeve.
When any site if and when could not be found,
Dismayed, they're sad and down.

Techies, hacks and geeks,
We hear it from the people, who are down,
Just call us, techies, hacks and geeks,
And when your site fails again to come around,
Just lay some money down.