Song Parodies -> "Big Thunder Mountain"

Original Song Title:

"Train of Thought"

Original Performer:

"Big Thunder Mountain"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Since the accidents of this attraction at Disneyland, I am leery about ridiing it in this little ditty!

When I'm riding on Big Thunder
I am worried I'm taking a risk
Will I get a broken neck?
Or just maybe a torn and slipped disk
Safety always I'm abiding
And still accidents go awry
Should have went instead to Small World
Lord, I wonder why oh why

"Cause that train on Big Thunder had a crash
And it's jumped the track
And my poor body's smashed
'Cause the law of Murphy's
Has gone loco insane
Honey, is it worth the injuries?
For God's sake, off the train!

Now, my elbow's dislocated
By that lap bar that I did cling on
And my kneecap's out of socket
And my chances of walking are gone!
It's the fault of that Big Thunder
Better fix it 'til it's new
If it causes another injury
We will turn around and sue

'Cause that train on Big Thunder had a crash
And it's jumped the track
And my poor body's smashed
Used to run like a champion
Now, I'm using a cane
Honey, don't force me to ride this
I cannot dare to ride this train

Gotta get off, gotta get off
Gotta get off, gotta get off
Big Thunder Mountain Railroad's off track
Gotta get off, gotta get off
Gotta get off, gotta get off
The Train on Big Thunder
Gotta get off this train!
Gotta get off this train etc.

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