The phone police
They disrupt my phony calls
The phone police
They drive me right up the wall
The phone police
They're coming to arrest me
Oh no

You know that talk is cheap
Your rumors are nice
And when I fall asleep
Prank call me once or twice

The night the night

'Cause they call up on me
Looking for me
Every collect call
(They're) driving up the wall
Those guys do phony calls

The phone police
They disrupt my phony calls
The phone police
They drive me right up the wall
The phone police
They're coming to arrest me
Oh no

Well you're telling lies
You're not listening to me
And when I fall asleep
Bet they're spying on me tonight,
Tonight

'Cause they're prank calling me
Looking for me
Every phone call
(They're) having masterplans
Prince Albert In A Can

I try to sleep
They're wide awake
I won't pick up the phone
They don't get paid to make collect calls
Or pick up the phone
They spy on me
I try to hide
You just pick up the phone
They phony call me
They're the judge and jury all in one

'Cause they're torturing me
Looking for me
Every prank call
(They're) harassing me,too
Can't stand those calls,it's true

The phone police
They disrupt my phony calls
The phone police
They drive me right up the wall
The phone police
They're coming to arrest me

The phone police (police, police)
The phone police (police, police)