The Maple Leafs
To be a fan is to dread
The Maple Leafs
There's not much more to be said
The Maple Leafs
Play better golf than hockey, oh no

Been almost sixty years
Since they last won the cup
Excuses all I hear
The fans will not shut up, shut up, shut up

'Cause they need a goalie
Don't have any D
Every single year they drive their fans insane
They choke in playoff games

The Maple Leafs
To be a fan is to dread (to be a fan's a dread)
The Maple Leafs
There's not much more to be said (not much more to be said)
The Maple Leafs
Play better golf than hockey, oh no

They say it's their year
While we all say "puh-lease"
Oh, what happened this time?
It was the referees, yeah right, yeah right

'Cause they need a goalie
Don't have any D
Every single year they drive their fans insane
They choke in playoff games

The Maple Leafs
To be a fan is to dread (to be a fan's a dread)
The Maple Leafs
There's not much more to be said (not much more to be said)
The Maple Leafs
Play better golf than hockey, oh no

In the playoffs it always seems they give their fans false hope
So many comebacks, but are they able to win it? No
They lose the series even when they were up three to one
Time for a tear-down, just start over because they are done

'Cause they need a goalie
Don't have any D
Every single year they drive their fans insane
They choke in playoff games

The Maple Leafs
To be a fan is to dread (to be a fan's a dread)
The Maple Leafs
There's not much more to be said (not much more to be said)
The Maple Leafs
Play better golf than hockey, oh no

The Maple Leafs (the Leafs cause grief)
The Maple Leafs (the Leafs cause grief)
The Maple Leafs (the Leafs cause grief)
The Maple Leafs (the Leafs cause grief)
The Maple Leafs (the Leafs cause grief)
The Maple Leafs (the Leafs cause grief)