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Song Parodies -> "I Want You To Hate Him"

Original Song Title:

"I Want You To Want Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cheap Trick

Parody Song Title:

"I Want You To Hate Him"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

I want you to hate him
I need you to berate him
I'd love you to drop him
I'm beggin' you to dump him

Please dump Dumpolini
Please drop Grumpolini
Please ditch Lumpolini

Try on some new blue shoes
Do put on a righteous shirt
Engage in some useful work
Like trashing Trumpolini

Didn't you, didn't you
Didn't you see him lying?
Don’t you join his democracy-frying
It’s high time you stopped
Your truth-denying
Don’t take part in autocracy rising

I want you to hate him
I need you to berate him
I'd love you to drop him
I'm beggin' you to dump him

Try on some new blue shoes
Do put on a righteous shirt
Engage in some useful work
Like trashing Trumpolini

Didn't you, didn't you
Didn't you see him lying?
Don’t you join his democracy-frying
It’s high time you stopped
Your truth-denying
Don’t take part in autocracy rising

Leave him alone
Don’t be his friend
Let’s really see him crying
That is so much better
Than democracy dying

I want you to hate him
I need you to berate him
I'd love you to drop him
I'm beggin' you to dump him

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Patriot - January 15, 2024 - Report this comment
How perfect a summary of just how hateful every last one of you Biden-rimming cross-burning goose-stepping leftard racist vermin truly are!
eeL deaL - January 15, 2024 - Report this comment
hating evil is mentally healthy. in these times, it's the psycho extreme right MAGAts doing the cross-burning, reflected in the KKK endorsing Dump. anyone whose news source isn't total propaganda knows it. no one is worshipping Biden. the only rimming going on is by the worshippers of Conald Grump.
Rand - January 15, 2024 - Report this comment
Remember when this site was fun and people didn't spew vitriol at each other every f***ing day? Good times.
@Rand & E.D. - January 15, 2024 - Report this comment
There never was such a time. Hypocritical hate-mongering harlots like E.D. here (and M.P. and P.A. and C.C. and W.T. to name a few more) have been spewing their vitriol at everything the least bit decent and good since this unentertaining "entertainment" site's founding. Before they were sucking the leftard shіt they're currently spewing at us from the baby-butchering child-molesting illegal White House occupant Biden's аss, they were sucking it from the recta of Hitlery Rothag Clit-tongue and the foreign-born racist Kenyan usurper Hussein; before that they were sucking it from the carbon-spewing Climate Cultist cоcksuckers Kerry and Gore and the fraudulent fool Dan Rather and their fat fascist propagandist Jabba the Moore, and before that they were sucking it from the bowels of B.J. Clit-tongue the multiple rapist Commie catamite and the baby-butchering rape-supporting feminazi goose-steppers who worshiped HIM.

Look into real history instead of the Biden-rimmers' B.S. narratives, and you'll see the DemoKKKrat vermin like Robert Byrd and other for-real white supremacists like David Duke and Richard Spencer were ALWAYS on Biden's side, and why wouldn't they be? When Byrd finally passed from this world into the Lake of Fire (where ALL the DemoKKKrats are going), Biden and his crime family were practically sucking HIS rectum as they eulogized him for all the favors he'd done their racist segregationist gang! You'll also notice that unlike the treasonous election thieves illegally occupying the White House, MAGA isn't holding ANY political prisoners. Unlike the treasonous totalitarian terrorist thugs of Antifa and Burn Loot & Murder and other goose-stepping far-left racist hate groups who've never yet been prosecuted for all the looting and arson and murder they committed during their Kristallnachts of 2020, MAGA's January 6 protests against the election theft were ENTIRELY peaceful and only one of the peaceful protesters herself died at the hands of the murderous Biden-rimming capital traitor and insurrectionist thug Michael Byrd (but like his fellow DemoKKKRAT namesake Robert, the murderous thug Michael WILL ultimately be called to account and sent to the Lake of Fire with his fellow goose-steppers when he goes to be with his master Satan).

Go over to academia, and you'll also see that Biden-rimming DemoKKKrats are STILL the cross-burning insurrectionist traitors, goose-stepping around whoring for Hamas and Hezbollah and spewing their genocidal hatred at Israel and Jews at their hate rallies; and—of course—comparing their enemies to Hitler even as they deny he ever committed the Holocaust and the other atrocities that made him every leftard's favorite guilt-by-association whipping boy in the first place! No, of COURSE the Biden-rimming vermin like E.D. here don't actually worship the demented figurehead illegally occupying the White House along with the election-stealing cabal of capital criminals who illegally installed him; under all their B.S. narratives, they KNOW the last REAL President left office in January 2021 and now there's only a drooling vacuous vegetable fronting for the Deep State occupants who are doing the actual string-pulling. Nonetheless, with every day that passes, they continue to suck the shіt from his rectum onto their lying seditious tongues and then spew it at us just as E.D. is doing here.

Now all you Biden-rimming racists have fun hiding in your segregated "safe spaces" when your day of reckoning comes, E.D., and when we send you talking turds join your fellow insurrectionist P.O.S. Joe Biden and his crime family in the Lake of Fire, be sure to greet the other formerly-beloved-of-the-DemoKKKrats Joes burning down there too, such as Joe Stalin and Joe Goebbels.
Phil Alexander - January 16, 2024 - Report this comment
@@Rand & E.D. - OK, I get it, you're a Trump-supporter so you get to make up any old crap and pretend it has any grounding in reality whatsoever, just like your cult leader. The projection is strong.. again, just like Trump. Are you sure you're not him?
Rand - January 16, 2024 - Report this comment
I rest my case.
CML - January 16, 2024 - Report this comment
I must say, Phil, that was one HELL of a rant by our guest commentator. A bit rough around the edges, but I admire his energy .. ;-D
Libby - January 17, 2024 - Report this comment
I fear for our future.
eeL deaL - January 22, 2024 - Report this comment
eeL preferring a younger Dem candidate like Dean Phillips proves he doesn't worship Biden. the magaTs who keep wanting a total outlaw shows who the real rimmers are. they pick on Biden's mind while overlooking Dump confusing Nikki Haley with Nancy Pelosi over and over.

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