I want you to want meat.
I need you to need meat.
I'd love you to love meat.
I'm beggin' you to dig meat.

I want you to chomp meat.
I need you to eat meat.
I'd love you to rub meat.

I'll fire up the old gas grill,
Throw on Jamaican jerk.
I'll cook till you go berserk, if you say
That you love meat.

Venison, Dennison's, Mexican meats are fryin';
Pressurized, carbonized, fresh and dried meats for dinin'.
Grillin' on a stone without you, friend,
I almost feel like cryin'--
Oh, drizzle my griddle, now, sizzle, my meat's are fryin'.

I bought you some frog meat.
I'll lead you to Greek meat.
I froze you some tongue meat.
I'm bastin' you some pig meat.

I've lined up some old brown stew,
Possum appears inert,
This neckbone's wormy, has dirt, but please stay--
Have some pug meat.

Tenderized, chicken-fried turkey thighs, greasy fryin':
Oh, marbleized pigeon pies, kitten died, beasties fryin'--
Chewin' on a bone, it's not too Zen;
I know you're meat-denyin';
So, criticize, vilify, doesn't keep me from tryin'.
Meals are on my own, can't we be friends?
Just tryin' to hold up my end--
D'oh! Will you try carmelized, pulverized geese with thyme in?

I brought you some false meat.
I'll heat you unreal meat.
I browned you some faux meat.
I'm makin' you some fake meat.

Dried tofu is not meat.
My aunt's food is not meat.
Daikon, dude, is not meat.
Like, soft prunes are not meat.